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It's Not Going To Suck Itself Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie
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It's Not Going To Suck Itself Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$27.99
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It's Not Going To Suck Itself Funny T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/HoodieIf you are male, please size up by 12 sizes. Clothing Information Relaxed fit Tee & Sweatshirt & Hoodie 80 20 cotton polyester blend Standard fit Size + Fit Unisex size, tends to be slightly larger than standard women's sizes. Men's recommended 1 2 size up If you like an oversized look, l recommend upsizing Sweatshirt Hoodie (cm) Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve S 65 102 48 56 M 68 108 51 57 L 71 114 54 58 XL 74 120 56 59 2XL 77 126 58 60 3XL 81 132
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Cookie
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Durable and cute for a small breed or senior dog
Smaller han expected but overall seem sturdy enough for my dog who tears every toy he gets within a day so these have held up so far and no cleaning up of stuffing in my living room which is a plus. My dog loves them
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026
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Spanishtchr
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
So fun, so inexpensive
My almost year-old puppy absolutely loves these toys. They’re small and make this crinkly sound which she loves. I can’t believe the joy she’s getting from these little things that were so inexpensive. They’re suitable for dogs under 20 pounds I would say.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026
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Deanna Good
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 3
Super cute, didn’t last though.
Super cute, good size, I was hopeful that the durability would prove good too, but unfortunately our 7 month old lab pup made quick work out of them… 6 hours later and here we are, all squeakers removed and 🐰 & 🦆 no longer have a face.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026
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J. Martin
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent for small dog!
These are very colorful and well made. They are flat, but wonderfully crinkly. Good sturdy material for medium to small dog. Looks like they will last a long time. My dog loves them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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Gerre L. Scherz
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Our dog loves them!
Our Puggy told me these toys are the best ever! Their squeakers work…still… and she has moved these into our bed
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026

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